omnom.lol
Money buys your rank. Skill runs the arena. Paid listings never leave the board — even offline they sit in the center plaza.
- You enter anonymous — collect pellets, swallow smaller blobs.
- Outbid to claim a rank: only paying gets your name, logo and link on the board.
- Bots have budgets. Overtake them and counter-bids come flying.
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Claim a rank
Your total paid = your rank and your permanent size — you always respawn at what you paid. The amount decides where you land — #1, #3, #5…
Secure checkout via Stripe. Payments are cumulative and non-refundable — you're buying instantly delivered visibility. Taking #1 needs at least $5 over the leader.
💥 Swallowed!
Your paid floor survives — the free mass is gone.
How it works
The rules of omnom.lol — short version: money buys your rank, skill keeps it.
What is omnom.lol?
A live arena crossed with a paid leaderboard. Everyone can roam as an anonymous blob, eat pellets and swallow smaller blobs. Paying players claim a listing for their product — their logo becomes their body in the arena.
How does ranking work?
Your rank is everything you have ever paid for your listing — it never expires. Taking #1 costs at least $5 more than the current leader's total. Equal totals keep their order: the older listing stays higher. Minimum claim is $5.
Can my paid blob be eaten?
Yes — anyone can be swallowed, whales included. But being eaten never costs you what you paid: you respawn at your full paid size, and your rank doesn't move. Only the free mass earned by playing is lost to the eater — and that melts away on its own anyway.
What happens when I get eaten?
You pop, lose your free mass, and respawn somewhere safe at your paid size. Your paid total and your rank survive every death.
Do I stay on the board when I leave?
Yes — paid listings never leave. While you're away your blob rests in the center plaza, still visible and still ranked; if someone swallows it, it simply reappears at its paid size. Come back from the same browser and you take control again.
What can I list?
A product website, an X handle, or an App Store / Play Store app. The logo, title and description are fetched automatically. Not allowed: sexual content, chat/invite links, link shorteners, impersonation. Tracking query strings are stripped. Listings that break the rules are removed.
How do payments work?
Secure checkout via Stripe. Payments are cumulative and non-refundable — you're buying instantly delivered visibility, not a spot in a raffle. Getting outbid doesn't take anything from you: your total and your body stay yours forever.